Total Medals Earned: 19 (From 3 different games.) Total Medal Score: 190 Points
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 13/30 (140/500 points)
Scrap a Big Robot
Defeat the Armored King Toad
Defeat the Mercenary General
Obtain the wooden bat
Collect 5 Moon Stones
Steal from the mayor's treasury
Defeat a fully grown Sand Dragon
Consumed over 30 healing items
Increase Max HP to 40
Break over 100 boxes or crates
Beat the Game
Collect over 1000 coins since the start of your journey
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Give Albert the Bad News
Rid a tree house of slimes
Defeat a harpy with her own weapon
Quickly drop a patrolling bandit unawares
Eat 5 food items that are considered unsafe
Sleep wherever it is possible to sleep
Upgrade inventory to its max size
Collect 20 Moon Stones
Carry all the best equipment
Increase Max Health to 99
Finish the game with zero deaths
Collect 40 Moon Stones
Finish the game in 64 minutes or less
Medals Earned: 5/11 (45/395 points)
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You monster.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
You found a stalker!
Good luck with your new career.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
And you should be damn proud.
...
I hope you chose the money.